you guys were way drunker than both of me
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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