..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
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Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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