we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
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So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
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Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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