We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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