she was so not down for the gang bang
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I love you.
Bad choice
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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