i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
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