this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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