and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
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IM LONELY AND HORNY
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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