Please don't use social media to get back at me.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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