How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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