? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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