There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
She's the barista slut.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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