I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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