some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
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I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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