I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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