is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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