your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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