At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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