She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Randomize