I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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