Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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