If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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