wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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