is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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