YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
This is my gift to your gina
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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