It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
