I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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