She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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