hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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