we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
The feeling are messing with the penis
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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