i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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