Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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