It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
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Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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