so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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