Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
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