Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Mom said you looked used
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Randomize
