We're like a lot better than the average bears
i think my tv is drunk
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I need mimosas to revive my soul
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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