sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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