Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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