I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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