no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You just made me feel so damn special
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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