that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I don't think brook has ever known best
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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