I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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