do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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