It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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