so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
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I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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