didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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