I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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