its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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