Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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