My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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