I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
