The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Randomize
