Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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