sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
