just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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